google got it wrong

I know that nobody will read this, and yet I am going to post anyway. Narcissism prevails.

I think it was necessary to start with that, as a mental kick in the groin if I ever look longingly at the 0 comments box wondering why 'nobody loves me' when in reality they are out climbing Everest, ice skating, watching television, punching themself in the face or anything else that is more constructive and enjoyable than reading text about a stranger.

Nothing about this blog is going to be original, interesting or just plain disgusting, or whatever else you were looking for. Instead, it's just going to be words about stuff that is happening to me, people around me, or people that don't exist. In all truthfulness this was created solely to comment without being anonymous so as to quench my addiction to television and celebrites.

So with that, I'll post this and then a real entry, and the inane detailing of anything you have never wanted to know about me can begin.